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Interesting Fact

Posted by ShortMonkey May. 16, 2009 @ 3:37 AM EDT

Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but...

2007 - Chinese Year of the Chicken - Bird flu pandemic devastates part of Asia

2008 - Chinese Year of the Horse - Equine influenza decimates Aussie racing

2009 - Chinese Year of the Pig - Swine flu pandemic kills 100's of people around the globe

It gets worse next year...

2010 - Chinese Year of the Cock - WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?!?!?!

Updated: 05/16/09 3:38 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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May. 16, 2009 | 3:39 AM Crossed-Swords says:

Child-"mommy why is the whole word dead?"

Mother-"Ancient Chinese Secret"

May. 16, 2009 | 3:57 AM Hoeloe says:

...Except that swine flu has only killed (note, KILLED, not infected) about 8 people.

Most have died from other diseases brought on by a weakened immune system.

May. 16, 2009 | 4:27 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

derp

May. 16, 2009 | 4:47 AM Kajenx says:

What's the difference between Chicken and Cock though? Aside from the obvious joke.

May. 16, 2009 | 5:06 AM Kinsei01 says:

Crossed-Swords
your quote is a win, pure win.

May. 16, 2009 | 5:15 AM FlashPopcorn1337 says:

Epic win

May. 16, 2009 | 7:44 AM MysticZen says:

and whats after that?

May. 16, 2009 | 8:26 AM Lost-Chances says:

The return of the bird flu.

May. 16, 2009 | 11:38 AM Theo-art says:

LAME

May. 16, 2009 | 12:22 PM lupo87 says:

Wait...Wha? It's currently the year of the ox, last year was rat? ...and the year before that was pig - 2007.

May. 16, 2009 | 12:22 PM UnknownOne says:

I'm sorry to say so, ShortMonkey, but you are counting the wrong years. The PREVIOUS YEAR was the Chinese year of the Pig. This year is the year of the Ox. Don't ask how I know this. Ask a Chinese guy who can speak English, and you'll get the same answer. Hehehe, I laughed my ass off when I saw those mistakes.

Also, check out my account if you can help me with my books. I'm an author you see. Not employed, by the way.

May. 16, 2009 | 2:56 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

What's a cock????

May. 16, 2009 | 4:52 PM frencho says:

hmmmmm...i suspect that the next year will have really few babies.Exelent...the ruler will be Tom's baby...waht could possible go wrong?

May. 16, 2009 | 5:45 PM jente666666 says:

i think i'm going to commit suicide before 2010.
i don't want to see what happens.
:(
(:P)

May. 16, 2009 | 6:42 PM starBlinky says:

dicks will take over the earth and shoot jizz in every1s eyes and make them blind

May. 17, 2009 | 12:19 AM Jake says:

Mass erectile dysfunction, of course.

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