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    ...Except that swine flu has only killed (note, KILLED, not infected) about 8 people.

    Most have died from other diseases brought on by a weakened immune system.

    derp

    What's the difference between Chicken and Cock though? Aside from the obvious joke.

    Crossed-Swords
    your quote is a win, pure win.

    Epic win

    and whats after that?

    The return of the bird flu.

    LAME

    Wait...Wha? It's currently the year of the ox, last year was rat? ...and the year before that was pig - 2007.

    I'm sorry to say so, ShortMonkey, but you are counting the wrong years. The PREVIOUS YEAR was the Chinese year of the Pig. This year is the year of the Ox. Don't ask how I know this. Ask a Chinese guy who can speak English, and you'll get the same answer. Hehehe, I laughed my ass off when I saw those mistakes.

    Also, check out my account if you can help me with my books. I'm an author you see. Not employed, by the way.

    What's a cock????

    hmmmmm...i suspect that the next year will have really few babies.Exelent...the ruler will be Tom's baby...waht could possible go wrong?

    i think i'm going to commit suicide before 2010.
    i don't want to see what happens.
    :(
    (:P)

    dicks will take over the earth and shoot jizz in every1s eyes and make them blind

    Mass erectile dysfunction, of course.